Thursday, April 30, 2009

H1N1

WARNING: Beware of Swine Flu, H1N1 that is spreading rapidly throughout the world.It may 'come' to Malaysia one day,who knows? do not ever take this issue for granted. It will KILL. Take precaution steps before it comes to you. (vinctor)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Sport Day

Recently J'nian blog become so quiet...
"Hangat-hangat tahi ayam"
Mari-mari active blogger,
Let's go on and blog!!!!!! Lolz...

Tmr is sport day liao~~~
Maybe this sport day is the last year for all of us,
So let's hav fun tmr!!!

To athlete,
Good luck and strive for excellence,
To marching contigent,
Do your best,
Don waste your effort in training.

Let's celebrate!!! It's party time!!! =)
(I wanna see teachers running in the track. Hopefully it will be very "interesting" =) Dunno Pn Poh will fall down again tis year or not? =/) Sry ar Pn Poh, just joking. xD

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Congratulations Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and Tun Abdullah

Tak payah tender: Najib

Najib signing his letter of appointment as Prime Minister.


Check out Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak
's blog

http://www.1malaysia.com.my/index.php

Jokes to Spice your life Up

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

P/S Copied from a forwarded e-mail.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I hav not completed my bm essay ,mati loh
(v.c)